Patent Office Dash

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Patent Office Dash

Jump the files, catch the light, beat the clock. Race down the corridors of an old patent office with pixel Albert Einstein. Hop over stacks of files, filing cabinets and wobbly stools, duck under paper planes and catch glowing photons in this free one-button runner game.

Twist: Time stretches in 8-second waves: the corridor surges faster, then calms down again.

Parody. Albert Einstein has no involvement in making these games and does not endorse them. The character is an original pixel-art caricature.

How to play

Time does not behave in this corridor. The speed swells and calms in waves on an 8-second cycle.
When TIME SPEEDS UP shows at the top, the files rush in faster, so jump a little sooner. TIME SLOWS DOWN gives you a calmer spell to catch photons.
Underneath the waves the overall pace still climbs the longer you run.
Clear the stacks of files, wobbly stools, filing cabinets and book piles, and stay low under the paper planes. Hit one and the experiment ends.
Photons add 25 points each. Tap, click, Space or Up to jump, hold for height; M toggles sound, P or Esc pauses, and you can share the result.

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The story

It is 1905, the other clerks have gone home and pixel Albert Einstein has just had a wonderful thought: what would it look like to ride alongside a beam of light? There is only one way to find out, and it involves running down the longest corridor of the patent office as fast as his old shoes allow. The night porter will later call it the Patent Office Dash.

The corridor is far from empty. Towers of patent files lean in every direction, filing cabinets stand open, a wobbly stool waits around every corner and paper planes folded from rejected inventions swoop past at head height. Tiny glowing photons zip on ahead, and every one he catches brings the big idea a little closer. Keep running, keep jumping, and maybe the light will slow down enough to say hello.