Games Starring Isaac Newton (Parody)

Apples, prisms and a wig full of ideas.

Pixel Isaac cannot sit under a tree without asking why things fall. His curly wig is always slightly crooked, his notebook is crammed with diagrams and he carries a small glass prism in case the sun comes out.

Here you get to test his favourite force for yourself. Things drop, swing, orbit and topple, and your timing decides which way it goes. Keep a cool head, watch the patterns and you will be predicting the next move before it happens.

Parody. Isaac Newton has no involvement in making these games and does not endorse them. The character is an original pixel-art caricature.

All Isaac Newton parody games

Orchard Dash

Runner

Jump the haystacks, grab the apples, beat gravity.

Orbit Rush

Racing

Steer a brass ship around the planets.

Gravity Tower

Stacking

Stack apple crates, books and telescopes against gravity.

Prism Sums

Math

Split the sunbeam into a rainbow with quick sums.

Moonlit Balloon

Flying

Puff the burner and drift across the moonlit sky.

Waddle Theory

Snake

Lead a line of ducklings to the apples.

Mint Arcs

Brick Breaker

Lob a brass weight at a wall of coin rolls and ingots.

Tumbling Ledgers

Memory

Pair the coins and watch the trays tumble down.

About Isaac Newton (Parody)

Isaac Newton was an English mathematician and physicist, born in 1643, who described gravity and the laws of motion and showed that white light is made of all the colours of the rainbow. The famous story of the falling apple made him one of the best-known scientists in history. This parody turns him into a pixel thinker in a big curly wig, always one question from a new discovery.

Eight games shrink those ideas to arcade size: an orchard dash under falling apples, a brass ship orbiting the planets, a tower gravity wants to topple, a sunbeam split into a rainbow one sum at a time, a moonlit balloon ride, ducklings waddling after apples, a brass weight lobbed at coin rolls and coins paired as the trays tumble. It is a light-hearted pixel caricature, not an official project of any museum, university or foundation.