Games Starring Usain Bolt (Parody)

Fast feet, big grin, gold on his mind.

Pixel Usain warms up with a dance, jokes with the crowd and then simply disappears into the distance. He treats every race like a party and every finish line like the start of the celebration.

Lace up and try to keep pace. The rounds are sprints, not marathons, so every split second counts and every mistake shows on the clock. Shave a little off your best time, strike a pose and send the result to the fastest friend you know.

Parody. Usain Bolt has no involvement in making these games and does not endorse them. The character is an original pixel-art caricature.

All Usain Bolt parody games

Hurdle Heat

Runner

Clear the hurdles, grab the medals, beat the record.

Victory Lap

Racing

A victory lap in a buggy, with a stadium in the way.

Trophy Tower

Stacking

Stack trophies and medals above the floodlights.

Stopwatch Sums

Math

Race the stopwatch one quick sum at a time.

Floodlight Flight

Flying

Ride a sparkler baton over the stadium lights.

Warm-Up Jog

Snake

Lead the young runners round the training ground.

Rebound Record

Brick Breaker

Every bounce speeds the ball up in the training hall.

Relay Recall

Memory

Sort the relay kit before the final is called.

About Usain Bolt (Parody)

Usain Bolt is a Jamaican sprinter, born in 1986, widely regarded as the fastest runner ever timed, with world records over 100 and 200 metres and a long list of Olympic gold medals. His speed, his showmanship and his huge smile made him one of the most famous athletes on the planet. This parody turns him into a pixel sprinter who keeps grinning even at full speed.

All eight games are built around the track: a hurdle race through a packed stadium, a buggy victory lap dodging mascots, a tower of trophies, a stopwatch race won with quick sums, a flight on a golden baton, a warm-up jog with young runners, a ball that speeds up each bounce and relay kit to sort before the final. It is a light-hearted caricature in pixel art and chiptune, and the real Usain Bolt has no involvement in making these games.